February 2012
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emthegiant:
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skippingismagnificent:
Whilst Jimmy Carr was doing his description of the week’s news, I swear that he actually did a normal chuckle.
it’s so weird when he laughs like a normal person, right? WHY WOULD YOU STOP MAKING THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND JIMMY?
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I'm hilarious
donovanandandersonarecunts:
masterfromcatering:
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so I completely forgot there was a soccer game tonight and apparently we’re losing against France right now.
I suck at being German.
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“Why do people give a damn, and particularly the Americans, give a massive shit...”
– David Mitchell (via hrocr)
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I need the new Hobbit Production Vlog and I need it now… but I have to work, so I wouldn’t even be able to watch it.
and this is the only reaction gif on this laptop rn and it fits NOTHING
I’m getting an Add-On for Firefox that blocks all the time-consuming, too awesome, addicting and distracting websites for me today because I seriously can’t work while being able to access tumblr, so I’m gone til tonight.
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me: okay time for bed
*turns off lights, closes computer, gets comfy, shuts eyes*
me: how am i going to pay my next phone bill i wonder how much my tax return will be what should i have for lunch i wonder if there are any lana del rey dubstep remixes on youtube i should buy a nintendo 3DS nah actually i wouldn't even play it but hmm puppies are no way near as cute as cats does my mom still love me i wonder if i'll ever get married i wonder if i've already met my soul mate will i have kids will i have a house will i end up homeless and broke wow what time is it i should get ready for school
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fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
It's like that bit in The Lion King when Bambi's...
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plutovka:
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Hey let me tell u a joke
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I’m on a total Jimmy-high right now, so this is a great moment to go to sleep.
that sounds way creepier than intended
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angularnotions replied to your post: angularnotions replied to your post: I don’t think…
I am now quietly scrolling through the fic I’m writing currently and changing that word…
oh, please don’t change it just because of me ^^ it’s just that one word (and the sound if I’m honest) that I don’t like ^^
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angularnotions replied to your post: I don’t think I’ve ever read a sex scene that…
I am guilty of using that word… I’m sorry.
I forgive you ;)
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thehootowlofdeath replied to your post: thehootowlofdeath replied to your post: It’s…
Great. :D Thanks! And he really is scarily thin…
I can’t really decide whether that’s just the way his bones are and he just looks naturally a little unhealthy or if he went a little too far with the whole losing weight thing.
I love this video by the way, seeing him behind the scenes and...
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thehootowlofdeath replied to your post: It’s always a great moment when you find a Jimmy…
AH! What’s the link? I’m trying to avoid writing a paper at the moment… :P
It’s an 18 minute interview ^^ so really great for procrastination
and it’s got a lot of Jimmy’s butt in it for some reason…
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It’s always a great moment when you find a Jimmy Carr video you actually haven’t seen yet…
he actually tells 250 jokes per show. that’s crazy. and he really is scary skinny.
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fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
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“I always think of the Doctor, bizarrely, as the more human one. Because he’s...”
– Steven Moffat (via viddied)
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I only managed half of what I normally write today. awesome. my boss is either going to think I’m lazy or that I lied when I said I’d manage 3000 words.
I just get distracted waaaaay too easy right now.
I blame you guys for being interesting. which is easier than blaming myself for not being able to stay away form tumblr for a day.
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I don’t think I’ve ever read a sex scene that didn’t involve the word whimper at some point.
I fucking hate that word ^^
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drunk wossy on twitter is always adorable.
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TONIGHT'S THE THOUSANDTH COLBERT REPORT
aginghipsterking:
OH MY GOD HE’S ALL GROWN UP NOW :’)
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vaginarespecter:
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If someone could give me all of QI I would give you my everything.
NickFromFulhamAgain on Youtube has every episode ever, including the XL versions for later series :)
There’s also Nevermind the Buzzcocks, WILTY and a loooot more British TV on his channel :)
you have given me so much hope for humanity. HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS...
Valid reasons to be annoyed with CBS right now:
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oxfordtweed:
° Watson is no longer the accomplished and decorated war hero and army doctor, two aspects of the character which have always, in some way or another, coloured the way the character behaves and the decisions they make. Not only does it change the character, but it sends a message that women aren’t capable of fighting for their country. °...
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vaginarespecter:
If someone could give me all of QI I would give you my everything.
NickFromFulhamAgain on Youtube has every episode ever, including the XL versions for later series :)
There’s also Nevermind the Buzzcocks, WILTY and a loooot more British TV on his channel :)
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fuck no, I want all my tags, I don’t want to click show all all the time -.-‘
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frompillow:
Wait, what? O___o
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okay, I’m really bored and I don’t want to work so here are my favorite sounds:
Jimmy Carr’s laugh (duh)
Benedict Cumberbatch reading Ode To A Nightingale
Rob Brydon’s Small Man Trapped In A Box
SNAP CRACKLE DEATH
David Mitchell Rage
Stephen saying TONIGHT and Nation
I think that’s it. If I could just have all that in a loop or some sort of dubstep remix I...
my benedict cumberbatch tag is stuck for some reason. can’t see new stuff
it’s like Tumblr is specifically telling me to get back to work :( NO FAIR