"It’s important for little girls to know not every story has to be a love story and for boys to know that soldiers aren’t the only ones to triumph in war."

— Guillermo del Toro (via maxkirin)

(via lecterings)

"Der klugen Leute Ungeschick
Stimmt uns besonders heiter;
Man fühlt doch für den Augenblick
Sich auch einmal gescheiter."

— Wilhelm Busch (via schnickssammelsurium)

(via mongolom)

mrs-mob-johnlocked:

His smiles.

(via ladyavenal)

whenever I feel myself starting to crush on a certain guy all over again I just remind myself that he uses ‘gay’ when he means ‘bad’

instant relief

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(via l4ra)

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

(via marmosette)

dat-soldier:

cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….

image

we always believed in you, and so should you….

(via milesjai)